1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’: Didn’t
they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last wank
session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-between sessions. Nice
move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups
in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part
is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop
applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder,
someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
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2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’This
is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on
the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without
protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you
the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a
woman says before Se x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during Se x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during Se x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.
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